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College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381


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physicswithbalzer:

rissawesome:

agender-ara:

flagitiousbunny:

WHAT ARE BIRDS

Hello yes! A Science Birb, here to explain the science!

Birb have VERY LARGE EYE in skull. Very good for seeing! But not space for muscle, birb cannot move eye. For mammal to make steady image, keep focus on single thing, always moving eye! Tiny movements, sometimes not even know. But birb cannot make tiny movements! So, birb must move whole head. And that is why the birb can keep steady the head when the body is amovering!

Thank you for listening to a science

I’m crying

That was the greatest scientific explanation I have ever read

Incredible.

(Source: talk-birdy-to-me)


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notbolin:

if october to january isn’t your favorite time of the year you’re wrong


Newsies + tumblr text posts (inspired by x)


comedycentral:

Stephen Colbert reports on the latest international skirmish. Click here to watch.


creepyjirachi:

the only card i will ever send

khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

(Source: tsav)

maple-unicorns:

the-unpopular-opinions:

Tumblr’s gender community is literally the dumbest fucking community I’ve ever stumbled upon. 

They want to be recognized and taken seriously, they want to further their rights and gain the equality they deserve. This is completely reasonable, oppression is not fucking fun. I’ve been fucked with for a long ass time due to being gay, I know what fucking oppression is. The LGBTQ+ communtiy has come this far by peaceful protest and showing that we’re just as human as everyone else. 

Then these stupid little piss whipes come in and toss shit everywhere. Their strategy is literally this: 

"We want to gain equal rights and show the world that we’re people too! So we’re going to be as rude, aggressive, and immature as possible in order to obtain this! If people get offended by us saying "Cis-scum", then we’ll tell them that means they’re a privileged piss baby!" 

Are you fucking dense? Do you honestly think this will work? The world won’t take you seriously, the world won’t accept you, the world will think you’re batshit insane and try to push you down even more. You are working against the years of progress the trans movement has worked for. You are ebbing away at what so many people fought for out of your sheer stubbornness and stupidity. 

Fuck you. 

intensely 


(Source: latenightseth)

andrope:

i added subtle sass.

ohawkguy:

someday i want someone to look at me the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd

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