From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
yall in 2009: i will never send nudes!
yall today: pussy or butthole
Alice in Wonderland
I keep wishing that it could be that way, because my world would be a wonderland
I tumblr more than I go outside.
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way