swigityswegerimerinfuckinjeager:

vanterror:

karbabestrider:

crystalmikii:

tovesorceress89:

raining—-roses:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

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aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

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AWWWWWW I GOT MADOKA YAY

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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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pizzahard:

me at a job interview: as you can see sir, my qualifications are highly extensive, I had earned myself a PHD

employer: it says here all you did was worked at pizza hut

me: yes sir that is correct, I had earned my living from Pizza Hut Delivery

systemofadowny:

lamemom:

insanebows:

What

i live for this

If the people of tumblr were a bar of soap

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calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

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radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

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stability:

*annoying fifth grader voice*

haha spell icup

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floreanfortescues:

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comforting:

50 shades of text me the fuck back

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stockphotomodel:

fvkstyles:

"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."

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"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."

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"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."

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"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."

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xxiivxcviii:

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